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Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
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Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye
ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
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Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
Dekhta
hi gaya........
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
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Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain
dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main
"Ek
tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad"
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Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bara
mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafna doonga.
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Kaash
Tere Chehre Pe
Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote
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Jise
samjha Leher Pepsi
Woh nikla Jeher Pepsi
Jise samjha Coca Cola
Woh nikla Dhoka Cola
Ab piyo Wine and Whisky
Life hoga No More Risky
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Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par
haire meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla
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Zindagi to hum bhi jee rahe thay,
Taqdeer
humari kharab nikli
Tajmahal hum bhi bana sakte thay,
Mumtaz humari bewafa nikli
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Kaash
dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye
Hum unhe yaad karen
Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye
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Aansu
ko ankhon ki
Dehliz pe laya na karo.
Apne dil ki halat
Kisiko bataya na karo.
Log mutthi bhar namak liye
Ghoom
rahe hain
Apne zakhm kisiko
Dikhaya na karo.
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Mohabbat ki shamma jalake to dekho,
Zara dil ki duniya saja kar to dekho,
Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kehna,
Zara humse nazaren milake to dekho.
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Log ishq karte hain,
Bare shor ke saath.
Humne bhi kiya,
Bare zor ke saath.
Magar
ab karenge,
Thora gaur ke saath.
Kyonki kal usko dekha,
Kisi aur ke saath.
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Ta
mam umar zindagi se door rahe,
Teri khushi ke liye tujse door rahe
Ab is se badkar wafa ki saza kya hogi
Ki tere
hokar bhi tujse door rahe.
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Ankhen apki ho, par ansu mere
Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri
Dil apka ho, par dharkan meri
Zindagi ke akhri mor par dua hogi yahi
Kafan apka ho, aur maut meri.
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Jab
bhi apse milne ki takdeer nazar ayi
Mujhe pavon main bandhi zanjeer nazar ayi
Teri yaad main nikal pare mere aansu
Har aansu main teri tasweer nazar ayi.
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Talaash karo koyi tumhe mil jayega
Magar humari
tarah tumhe kaun chahega
Zaroor koyi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega
Magar hamara dil kahan se layega.
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Pyaar
ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke
Adha piya aur adha chor diya
Yaron yeh pyaar hai pyaar
Nahin koi Max Bar
Jo thora
sa lagaya aur bas hogaya.......!!
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL
: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry
me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever
want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would
go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell
a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both
ears and comes
out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER
: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a
man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I beshowing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
Teacher :
"Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married
on the same day
and at the same time."
Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in parts of
Africa
a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son
LITTLE BOY
A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write a letter
to God requesting Rs.50.
When the Postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, they decided to forward
it to the head of the Finance, Govt.of India. The Head was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little
boy a Rs.20. The Head Finance thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted
with the Rs. 20 and decided to write a "Thank you" note to God, which read:
"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Ministry,
Parliament House, and those Donkeys deducted Rs. 30.00 in taxes"
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